Warning labels

Children should come with warning labels, you know like your medications do....mine would go something like this:

WARNING HAVING CHILDREN MAY INDUCE THE FOLLOWING REACTIONS:

• Rapid mood swings
• the urge to consume large amounts of....PBJ
• urination with the door open
• seriously decreased sex drive or the opportunity to act when the mood does strike
• premature balding or graying
• increase use of caffeine or other energy inducing products
• hearing loss
• early onset of forgetfulness.

MAY ALSO:

• cause the watching of cartoons
• cause the enjoyment of the consumption of....PBJ
• spread warm fuzzies
• allow for increased personal contact in the form of wet kisses and hugs that choke you
• increased laughter and joy
• cause chronic smiling and head shaking
• cause a sense of wonder (good or bad)
• give feelings of euphoria

If you have experienced any of above side effects please don't contact the doctor or pharmacist there is absolutely nothing they can do, because there is nothing wrong with you.  You are now a parent and in 18 plus years you may be allowed to return to a "normal" healthy adult life.  Until such a time hang on tight and remember next time that affordable birth control is available.

If you are not a parent, then you may borrow my children and then immediately begin a contraception plan.

:)

not as charming as they look.