Thursday, December 15, 2011

And now a word from our sponsor

I, Evangeline, here by propose the banning of all doors from the inside of homes!!!!!

Last night in all the bedtime hullabaloo I was trying to wish my oldest sister a good night and the silly girl closed the door on my finger!  The nerve!  Never mind the fact that each night I wander in and pull her bed apart while trying to avoid being sent to my own.  Let's also dismiss the "gentle" and "helpful" rearranging of her personal items that occurs on a daily or nightly basis. My actions have no bearing on hers AT ALL.  Who closes the door in her sister's face????

Despite enduring near fatal pain from almost losing my finger in the door, I managed to hold it together long enough to ensure my mommy and daddy that I was okay, and wouldn't you know they let me stay up.  :)
While the end of my tragic story isn't so tragic since I got what I wanted, I still say doors are extremely dangerous to all little fingers of the world!

Please enjoy the picture chronicle of my boo-boo covered by my beloved "ban-bams" (band aide).


I think I managed to pull off completely pathetic here. My first band aid.  See how red my finger is!

Mommy got me to fall asleep, drat that woman!  But I could hear her and daddy laughing about me holding my finger up in my "sleep".

The ugliness on my finger this morning!  More boo boo cream and another band aid set me up for the day.  And other than being afraid to bump it I'm doing just fine.

Please remember my earlier message, sign a petition, write a bill, ban doors in homes!  SAVE BABY FINGERS!

1 comment:

  1. Aww! Ouch! I'm fairly certain that ban would be too difficult to enforce... I'm a pretty big fan of doors, sorry.

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